蒙住眼睛的新娘同时被两根坚硬的鸡巴惊讶

We are gathered here to join this couple in holy matrimony.

If anyone here objects to this union, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

Gwendolyn Abramowitz, do you take this man, Matthew McFurmley, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

To honor and obey, for richer or poorer, and in sickness and in health, for better or worse?

Until death do you part?